LIfe too Surreal for Spoiled Princess

Paris Hilton says she isn't giving up "The Simple Life" just yet. "We're shooting Nov. 1," said the 24-year-old hotel heiress, who had a front-row seat at the Louis Verdad fashion show Sunday. "All the networks are fighting over it."

I really hope that isn't true. Isn't it about time that we, as Americans, stop and wonder why the hell Paris Hilton is famous? How could we let that happen? When did we lower the bar for star level? Was it the numerous meaningless award shows with half-stars talking about the greatness of the other no-names? Was it when we started celebrating reality TV stars like they were Oscar winning actors? Does this have anything to do with 9/11?

I don't have any problems with Paris Hilton. I don't watch her show and I've never seen any non-porn movie she was in but she's a good looking vapid whore that probably smells like vodka. That's pretty damn cool. I just don't want to hear about her until she makes another porn. Why should I fear accidentally seeing 2 seconds of that god awful show while I'm channel surfing to find something with explosions, boobs, and/or ninjas? I have a serious problem with Nicole Ritchie. I don't care how much food she throws up and meth she does, she'll never be skinny enough to be hot. I don't care for seeing people on TV that wouldn't be the hottest person at Duke's on a Wednesday night.

I'd rather Paris Hilton get back with that Nick Carter kid and have them record them for a reality show.